"someone peeled a banana from the stalk-y end"
"plaid shirts and flowery headscarfs are a fashion no-go"
"there’s a worldwide shortage of goat’s cheese"
"men can’t get pregnant"
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?